True story I've singed my stache more than once
Beards unite
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cgraunke
BoM March '14
Booooo!
jonnylieberman
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Hmmm.
I recommend converting to Hinduism. Then, I'd pray to Ganesha that in the next life you'll be reincarnated as a man.
Haha, jerk!
Ducttapegonewild
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I told my wife that I've stopped shaving, except my head, and she told me that she was going to stop as well. That lasted about two days, and now, I have a furry face and she has smooth legs.yes it is, now stop trimming it and let it gooooooo.
wow, I had about 2000 come backs for that, But I try not to talk that wayI told my wife that I've stopped shaving, except my head, and she told me that she was going to stop as well. That lasted about two days, and now, I have a furry face and she has smooth legs.
Mine has threatened me before too...... Never works lol
Ducttapegonewild
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Oh jeez! I just realized what I said...wow, I had about 2000 come backs for that, But I try not to talk that way
So I walk into a room yesterday
Patient: whoooa look at that beard, that's like a lumberjack or something
Me: thanks, you should've seen it last week before I trimmed
Patient: you can't buy a beard that looks that good
Me: thanks, it's easy I just stopped shaving
Patient: wow..... Oh yeah I think I have the flu
I get varying degrees of this conversation on a daily basis, I think there are a couple kind of men
Bearded
Shaven buy can't grow one
Shaven but can grow it, unable to for certain reasons such as military or office policy
Shaven but can grow it, but have a vagina and decide not too
No offense intended
Patient: whoooa look at that beard, that's like a lumberjack or something
Me: thanks, you should've seen it last week before I trimmed
Patient: you can't buy a beard that looks that good
Me: thanks, it's easy I just stopped shaving
Patient: wow..... Oh yeah I think I have the flu
I get varying degrees of this conversation on a daily basis, I think there are a couple kind of men
Bearded
Shaven buy can't grow one
Shaven but can grow it, unable to for certain reasons such as military or office policy
Shaven but can grow it, but have a vagina and decide not too
No offense intended
herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
Yeah I heat that too.
My favorite:
-are you growing a beard?
-no I just don't shave.
May I add
Bearded people are like cigar smokers. Very brotherly about it.
Very true, my beard drives my boss crazy like wearing a tie drives me crazy
Bonus
But I get unsolicited compliments near every day
Bonus
But I get unsolicited compliments near every day
I gotta remember those.... especially number 4
I am liking the grave before shave beard oils @ stins link above
These are mostly marketing. I make my own with Shea Butter and grape's ed oil and essential oils. Same thing but so much cheaper