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Mr.Erskine

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Granted, but your "pimped out" Honda Civic isn't going to do so well trying to stay afloat.

I wish my office was cleaned out.
 
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Granted but its cleaning out grease traps

I wish I had enough money to never have to work again
 

Mr.Erskine

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Granted--but you find out that you have multiple children with multiple women, and you now owe child support, including back-owed child support

I wish I finally didn't feel tired anymore.
 
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Granted but your cruise ship is attacked by a kraken!

I wish for a personal cigar lounge!
NOOOO not a kraken!! lol good one


granted but it's a private lounge that you don't have access to ...

I wish for an endless supply of full bourbon barrells...
 
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