Good news brothers! I have escaped the wrath of the Cigar Monster! I am once again a free man feeling the sun on my back and breathing the crisp fresh air filled with aromatic cigar smoke.
After this post, I am tossing this POS phone back into the cage to let the Cigar Monster himself handle this account from here on out, if his stubby claws can handle it. Be warned of his lame sense of humor and twisted desires to inflict harm on others. Underneath it all, he means well (I think).
I imagine he's going to be pretty pissed now that he no longer has a captive, and I foresee mail boxes this summer being more explosive than the Monster when he's moving his bowels. And he's going to be especially pissed when Famous releases the new and improved Cigar Monster app making it even easier for everyone to snag up all of his stogies for the low. [Shameless Plug]
Seriously though, if you've slept on CigarMonster in the past, start checking it for some super hot items.
Enjoy your weekend everyone, I know I will, and if you need to contact me, Ryan, I'll be back on the Famous Smoke account on BOTL now. Thanks!