Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!

[ApeSmokes]

Screw the acid at this point.

Acid is done.


Panama getting hot. Bringing mild tobacco, and barnyard straight to the front. Still no urine. Smoky, musty, dry hay, with the aftertaste of cinnamon cologne and artificially sweetened red-hots drug through an ashtray.


Panama done.

Yeah, baby.


I went into the house afterwards with a tongue that felt like I'd been licking spicy sandpaper. Found some pork rinds. Oh damn! Flavorful, greasy, salty goodness! Absolutely awful aftertaste between the two of those cigars. Dry, bitter, burnt, spicy artificial/chemical taste. My elves are permanently estranged from me now, and I think the neighbors might have complained to the police about a meth house in the area.


This was, overall, a thoroughly horrifying taste sensation that I cannot in good conscience recommend to anyone.

With that in mind, bring on the box of goodies!

2019 is here!

The pass has begun, and we're all bound for Glory.


-Ape

 

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AAAAAAAND they're off!!!

That review was elfin' hilararious.

 

[BigSkySmoke]

 

[habano-j]

Man oh man, how I have missed @ApeSmokes reviews! Pure gold, as always.

 

[Opie]

I always look forward to Harlan’s reviews. When I’m done laughing, I feel a little bad for the poor bastard that has to follow that review

It’s gotta feel like going on stage at Monterrey after Hendrix burned the place down.

 

[Bondo 440]

OMG Ape ! I have get to work .. but I need to come back to read this in all it's gory detail !

 

[Glassman]

Bahahaha! That's fantastic Harlan! Another masterpiece.

 

[Unpossible_1]

Damn @ApeSmokes you probably ruined that bottle of Blantons for life.

 

[kit_luce]

@ApeSmokes sensational writing as always

 

[gurgalunas]

Well done, @ApeSmokes ! Good review, and way to raise the bar with a Double Dog Rocket Review. It takes a particularly (or is that peculiarly) talented glutton-for-punishment to conceptualize, let alone perform, such a feat. When the going gets tough, Ape doubles down...

Seeing how you seem to like the cinnamon, I'll have to drop a special package in the DRP box as it makes it's way west. I think you'd enjoy the Cuban #2, with the Red Hots and Ripe Mouse. Plenty of pachyderm in that one too... Your elves will get a restraining order!

 

[Opie]

this reminds me, I still have one of those red pack Acid's left over from last year as well.

 

[ApeSmokes]

this reminds me, I still have one of those red pack Acid's left over from last year as well.

Well?

We're waiting...

 

[Opie]

Well?

We're waiting...

get comfortable.....it may be a while

 

[herfdog]

get comfortable.....it may be a while

Those things aren't that slow to burn...

 

[Bondo 440]

this reminds me, I still have one of those red pack Acid's left over from last year as well.

Better finish it up cause they'll be plenty more on the bus this round.

 

[Bondo 440]

@ApeSmokes Acid Red and Panama Red 5 together? That sounded horrendous !
LOL nice writeup !!

 

[ApeSmokes]

@ApeSmokes Acid Red and Panama Red 5 together? That sounded horrendous !
LOL nice writeup !!

I've had better evenings.

The combo did not pair well with Bourbon. I suspect it would not pair well with anything, except possibly turpentine.

 

[Unpossible_1]

I've had better evenings.

The combo did not pair well with Bourbon. I suspect it would not pair well with anything, except possibly turpentine.

On the rocks or with fruit added?

 

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Don't fruit the turp!

 

[gurgalunas]

I was thinking some old milk might do the trick with that combo. Like the sippy cups that kids hide for a week, and are only found when you can smell something is amiss...