Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!
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Hysterical
And I have to add, it was wonderful and arousing being a part of this as it played out;
His experience, shared with us as it happened, was fantastic to behold.
Seeing his increasingly frantic and desperate mutterings scroll across the screen...
"Oh, God!"
"Taste's like sweaty taint"
"Stripper lotion and coconut"
"Fuck"
"Wrapped in cardboard"
"I shouldn't have licked my lips!"
"My dog abandoned me!!"
"Why do I keep licking my lips?!"
"I can't feel my mouth, guys!!"
"WTF is on my lips!!!???"
And our responses to our compadre's despair ?
ROFL
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
As usual, @Pennywise827 is the greatest human being to ever grace this forum. Kudos to the hilarity, mi amigo!
If that's what you want, I'll see your pina colada, and raise you a "dead mouse and cinnamon redhots" stick. Still got one of those rattling around my humi... and it's a Toro.
you forgot my favorite line:Hysterical
And I have to add, it was wonderful and arousing being a part of this as it played out;
His experience, shared with us as it happened, was fantastic to behold.
Seeing his increasingly frantic and desperate mutterings scroll across the screen...
"Oh, God!"
"Taste's like sweaty taint"
"Stripper lotion and coconut"
"Fuck"
"Wrapped in cardboard"
"I shouldn't have licked my lips!"
"My dog abandoned me!!"
"Why do I keep licking my lips?!"
"I can't feel my mouth, guys!!"
"WTF is on my lips!!!???"
And our responses to our compadre's despair ?
ROFL
"Id rate this as the second nastiest thing that ever was in my mouth. Im still in counseling for the other"
Pennywise827
Hot Ketchup
Deflection doesnt work. You can smoke both...Ill record it.
Deflection my ass. You only took 3 rockets as a DRP noob. I doubled that... You need up your committment if you're going to add shitty cigars to my list. I'm in for the stripper sweat, you just gotta keep up. What, are you scared of a little mouse?
The puppy has launched!
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Yep That's right ! @gurgalunas packs up the rocket challenge bag, and samples the PR5's, A-CRAP, Challenge Stick, and @AKpreacher 's toxic Peppermint Bark !
And to top it off ... the DRP team dares him to take the dreaded @Pennywise827 Penny Colada Challenge ™ !
Will Gurgalunas be brave enough to win the prized Penny Colada award like Wes did ? ?
And I'm sure @GoBison is preparing his body for violation !
Meanwhile, DRP POOPS were also due for our 3 brave CRY-FECTA players.....
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Well, I think I'll get a start on the festivities and be the first (after @Bondo440) to attempt a Conuco. Hopefully this will kill a few tastebuds before I have to try the Penny Colada or Bark Box, whichever comes first.
This thing smells like a pit toilet. Not one of the nice, chemically treated ones, but the ones that are truly just a pit. Like at a State Park...
Draw is pretty tight, so I hit it with the PD. It improves some, but now I'm getting a mouthful of bitter sawdust. Note to self, PD isnt ideal for short filler...
Lighting causes a tart, mineral flavor that disappears within seconds, changing to bitterness, like a spurned woman, and finishes as mineral. After I spit a couple times and get the excess saliva out, there is something that resembles leather. This thing is hard to keep lit, so I think I see that bitterness turning to scorn in the near future. I know I'm smoking it too fast, but no choice. It takes 4 puffs to get it back to life. The burn line quickly takes the appearance of the north atlantic during a squall. Small craft warning...
Yeah. There it is, at the start of 2/3. This doesn't bode well... Scorn, with that corner-of-the-eye glare that means they are planning something cruel. And to say this thing is canoeing would be a gross misunderstatement, heavy on the gross.
I think my salivary glands are going to demand time-and-a-half, as they struggle to dilute the poison.
Some random thoughts...
Tar. Like when they redo the roof of the building your in.
Asphalt, like holding the stop sign on a road crew.
I wonder if I'm due to resurface the driveway?
Ouch! Flamethrower! Like my mouth is one of those caves on Iwo Jima in the old WW2 footage. The tunnel I bored with the PD has been discovered, and flames are shooting through it.
I'm out. 1.5" left, but I think I proved my point with this one. Live to fight another day...
I'll call this a success. I dont think many tastebuds survived the inferno.
This thing smells like a pit toilet. Not one of the nice, chemically treated ones, but the ones that are truly just a pit. Like at a State Park...
Draw is pretty tight, so I hit it with the PD. It improves some, but now I'm getting a mouthful of bitter sawdust. Note to self, PD isnt ideal for short filler...
Lighting causes a tart, mineral flavor that disappears within seconds, changing to bitterness, like a spurned woman, and finishes as mineral. After I spit a couple times and get the excess saliva out, there is something that resembles leather. This thing is hard to keep lit, so I think I see that bitterness turning to scorn in the near future. I know I'm smoking it too fast, but no choice. It takes 4 puffs to get it back to life. The burn line quickly takes the appearance of the north atlantic during a squall. Small craft warning...
Yeah. There it is, at the start of 2/3. This doesn't bode well... Scorn, with that corner-of-the-eye glare that means they are planning something cruel. And to say this thing is canoeing would be a gross misunderstatement, heavy on the gross.
I think my salivary glands are going to demand time-and-a-half, as they struggle to dilute the poison.
Some random thoughts...
Tar. Like when they redo the roof of the building your in.
Asphalt, like holding the stop sign on a road crew.
I wonder if I'm due to resurface the driveway?
Ouch! Flamethrower! Like my mouth is one of those caves on Iwo Jima in the old WW2 footage. The tunnel I bored with the PD has been discovered, and flames are shooting through it.
I'm out. 1.5" left, but I think I proved my point with this one. Live to fight another day...
I'll call this a success. I dont think many tastebuds survived the inferno.
@gurgalunas Mineral, Tar and Asphalt ! HaHa I told ya ! These Conucos are officially ambulance worthy !! Toxic right out of the box !
Next score update will include one Ambulance for you, brave puffer ! ( And maybe me as well , for suffering through this disastrous stick last week ! ! )
Dude, those are absolutely horrendous ! How many of those do you have? I think they may be infused with motor oil from a junked car.
Next score update will include one Ambulance for you, brave puffer ! ( And maybe me as well , for suffering through this disastrous stick last week ! ! )
Dude, those are absolutely horrendous ! How many of those do you have? I think they may be infused with motor oil from a junked car.
