The Christmas cheer abounds this year
You'll have that round hereAngry elf
I'm sure- pot stirrer
No rules but it's fun to log in as piper Santa and ask questions about your recipient, etc. gather some intell and send it out after you have that fun. Head over to the cigar SS thread to see the how the guys have started to crank it up now that assignments have gone out. Packages must be sent by 12/10 and you need to pm me the tracking number. I will make a thread where everyone posts pictures of their gifts- that's a big part of the fun too. Enjoy!Oh ya. Someone's about to get hurt! Lol are we allowed to ship soon or do we have to wait till December?
What he's really saying, Santa, is that he'd like some porn for Christmas. I'm guessing... midget porn. It seems to be the unofficial porn genre of BOTLDear Piper Santa:
Can you send Mrs. Piper Santa instead? I'm scared of you. Sorry.
If there a lil' Miss Santa that's over 18 that will work too, as long as she's not fat.
It could be. A quick Google search of "Christmas Midget Porn" returned the result, "Gidget The Monster Midget Christmas Surprise"now ain't that festive...