HAHA!!!!! i hate to say it bud but if you got cloth couches or drapes or what ever... you are screwed...
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I've tried everything mentioned (smokin 40+ years remember). Only thing I know of that works every time, Pure Ayre. This stuff is amazing, works in the car, the basement, the rest of the house. Spray it everywhere and follow up with fabreze on the cloth upholstery. Run the vaccum for the lines in the carpet, she will thing you cleaned the house.
The product can be had on-line with board sponsers by the quart.
The product can be had on-line with board sponsers by the quart.
Volusianator
BoM Nov '07 & Jan '09
Thanks Ken, may have to order some up.
VirginIslander
This Space For Rent
Volusinator has it right with his quote! Good luck. May I recommend some febreeze???
Sooo busted! Don't worry, she'll get over it.
Maybe...
Maybe...
Ratbert
BoM Oct '07
Never tried Pure Ayre, but running my Csonka ionizer overnight takes care of the smell with no problem...can't even tell that anyone was smoking in the house.
Your other choice would be to start a small grease fire on the stove before she comes home. That will cover up the smell as well as get her some new cabinets and maybe a counter top.
Your other choice would be to start a small grease fire on the stove before she comes home. That will cover up the smell as well as get her some new cabinets and maybe a counter top.
Shmear
Megan the Great
Mmmmm, there is an idea here… you can always light candles and incense and when she asks why does it smell so nice or some sort you can always say "I missed you". Just saying, you know… a woman's opinion here. I don't know how well developed nose she has.
P.S. Don't forget to get the food going. Food smell can really occupy a lot of places.
P.S. Don't forget to get the food going. Food smell can really occupy a lot of places.
Ok, the fact of Meg being me gal asides, this idea sounds excelent! Plus, food, candles, incense,...ye'll certainly get lucky!!!
Shmear
Megan the Great
Oh yeah, you'll be getting something out of that hehehehe. :ccowboy: and use a cowboy hat. LOL
well i did it again...i swore i wouldn't smoke again in the house so that it would have time to air out but the urge was too great...wife is coming home on friday..i'm so dead...maybe i should be smoking when she comes home that way when she kills me i can die a happy man
petroleumengineer
Jeff
Nice knowing you...
Shmear
Megan the Great
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!
Cook up some bacon. You get rid of the smell and have a tasty treat. It is a win-win situation! :thumbsup:
CWS
<b>Lead Moderator</b>
This will work but you must be very careful. Buy a large cheap frozen cheese pizza. Sprinkle liberaly with garlic powder. heat the oven to 500. Place pizza in oven. Wait. Wait longer. Keep waiting. Once the pizza begins to smoke opent he oven and run your fan. Caution. Do not let the pizza ignite. You want a nice smolder with lots of smoke. Let the pizza cool and place in an open steel trash can inside. When she get s home and says, "Wow, what did you burn"? Hang your head and say, Honey I guess I am just a lousy cook. I missed you so much I resorted to forzen pizza and even screwed that up. SHow her the burnt pizza. Hang head lower. Let lower lip quiver. Results: She feels really bad leaving you alone because you obviously cant even cook frozen pizza she cooks you a really nice dinner. Distraction, self humiliation, guilt.