Yep, you're also the only other person I've ever talked to that has the same extreme issues. Crazy! At first I thought it was gluten. I cut that out, still bloated. Then I thought it was milk. Still bloated. Then I thought it may be all the protein I eat, i cut back, still bloated. Could it be fat, cut that down to like 20g a day, still bloated!! So now I just eat whatever and pay the price

If I have plans to go out with friends, i don't eat a damn thing for fear that my night will be ruined.
People think I'm nuts when I try to explain this to them, "it's all in your head" they say. Sometimes it's so bad my pants don't even fit, and this is before I've even eaten anything! All I did was wake up, take a piss, drink some water, BOOM, bloated!
We have a standing up allergy I think