King Kill 33
BoM Dec '13
Grandpa and grandson are driving in the car.
Grandson - Grandpa, can I drive?
Grandpa - Can your dick touch your ass?
Grandson - No it can't
Grandpa - Then I guess your not old enough
Grandpa lights up a cigar as they continue driving
Grandson - Can I have one too?
Grandpa - Can your dick touch your ass?
Grandson - No it can't
Grandpa - Then I guess your not old enough
Grandpa pulls into a gas station for fuel. They go inside and he buys his grandson a scratch and win ticket. The grandson scratches it and low and behold, he is a million dollar winner.
Grandpa - So... You going to share some of that with your ol grandad?
Grandson - Grandpa, can your dick touch your ass?
Grandpa (smiling) - Why yes it can!
Grandson - Then go fuck yourself
KK33
Grandson - Grandpa, can I drive?
Grandpa - Can your dick touch your ass?
Grandson - No it can't
Grandpa - Then I guess your not old enough
Grandpa lights up a cigar as they continue driving
Grandson - Can I have one too?
Grandpa - Can your dick touch your ass?
Grandson - No it can't
Grandpa - Then I guess your not old enough
Grandpa pulls into a gas station for fuel. They go inside and he buys his grandson a scratch and win ticket. The grandson scratches it and low and behold, he is a million dollar winner.
Grandpa - So... You going to share some of that with your ol grandad?
Grandson - Grandpa, can your dick touch your ass?
Grandpa (smiling) - Why yes it can!
Grandson - Then go fuck yourself
KK33