continuing from above.......
Well, the doctor was laughing so hard he couldn't even finish the procedure. Instead, he told Dave and Rebecca that they could take care of the vasectomy easier and cheaper by themselves at home.
The doctor told them to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, and then Dave should hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Rebecca said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest woman, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to his ear is going to help us, I don't want him to go deaf!"
So, the couple drove to Kentucky to get a second opinion. The Kentucky physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Tennessee.
This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, and then hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.