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Cigar under the faucet?!?!

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Well actually, if the two of you talk about it they'll be a lot of begging and pleading and being denied. Then she'll get on the phone and tell her friends she married a retard. "You'll never guess what my little pervert wanted to do!"

If you just do it she'll be too embarrassed to tell anyone so the secret is safe and you'll remain the quiet, normal, loving husband all her friends think you are.
 

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Well actually, if the two of you talk about it they'll be a lot of begging and pleading and being denied. Then she'll get on the phone and tell her friends she married a retard. "You'll never guess what my little pervert wanted to do!"

If you just do it she'll be too embarrassed to tell anyone so the secret is safe and you'll remain the quiet, normal, loving husband all her friends think you are.
your mistake is in assuming all of her friends dont already think im a perverted retard.
 
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