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It came today, and now I get to unpack this bundle of joy and happiness!!
So first off, the box has has been abused like a lingerie model who fell asleep in a room with Cosby...
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But upon opening it everything appeared to be in order. Cigars seemed good, bovedas are still doing all right, no flying squirrels jumped out at me, so we're all set for further adventures.
Where to start... well this was sitting right on top!! With my name on it!
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This is starting out about as good as it can as far as I'm concerned. These look great, a couple are NHIE, and it's been so long since I had an actual Cohiba it's essentially new to me as well. Muchas gracias mi amigo!!! Great way to start a treasure hunt, and I'll be sure and post up when I try these. Thanks so much
@Prine , that's a heck of a nice set of stowaways! Now, it's my turn to abuse
@NMPokerDealer next!
Rummaging deeper into the box (heh), more wondrous items begin to appear:
First I find
@Glassman 's aromatic sack of torment and temptation (Yeah, baby!!), and included is some more wretched awesomeness from the Top Cat
@Bondo 440 himself! Score! I'll take two! This is unbelievable. Like opening a Christmas present given to you by a meth addicted love-child of Wes Craven and Don Pepin.
Next to be exhumed is a bag of "Super Dog Rockets" from
@Opie . Super Rockets!!??!?!? Well f@ck me with an epileptic hedgehog! I'm getting me a Super rocket. I'm gonna suck the ligero right out of this bad boy, and mount the nub on my wall. Then when unsuspecting people come to the house to visit my wife (for some reason I never get any visitors) I'm going to regale them at length with the story of how I kicked Super Rocket's butt. Going to start calling myself Zod. Tell them to kneel before me. BTW Going to try that line later on the Mrs... (will get back to you on success or no)
Anyway... Not to be out done, I pull out a bag from
@multi-useless and
@herfdog . They've issued a challenge to take from the bag. Ha! Well, of COURSE I'm getting me some of that. The bag smells like cat food, by the way, and I just can't pass on tobacco with real kidney and salmon flavor, especially with omega-3 and omega-6 added in. You guys are thinking of my heart-health! I can feel the love. And smell the love too! In my house, love often smells like it came in a semi-moist pouch with a picture of a Siamese on the front. My children don't like to talk about it. Their therapist says they are working through the "Issues", but I digress...
Next up is the Roulette bag. In the bag was one fantastic specimen (B3) that was wrinkled, mottled, and looked slightly jaundiced. Kind of like an aging Veteran with a liver condition and just a bit of a tan. Not looking so good anymore, but still bad-ass and full of glory. GLORY!? Yep, that seals it... That's the one for me. Glory!
With sweaty palms and fetid breath I'm moving along faster now, and come across a five finger bag, resting on top of some dog treats! Ohhhhhhh yeah! This bag smells exactly like the moist and meaty hound-chow upon which it has traveled many, many miles across our great country! And inside is a cigar that calls out my name. I can hear it calling, and since it has picture of an Ass (Donkey) on it, it naturally called out to me in the voice of Donkey from Shrek:
<Ape! Ape! Pick me you sexy thing! Make me your own, you gorgeous pink primate!>
I can't resist Donkey, he's awesome... so another little bit of happiness was added to the pile.
Here's the haul so far:
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There are more goodies, but I'll leave those as surprises for the next contestants.
Tomorrow I'll post some takes/puts from the enormous sack of cigars for approval, but tonight Donkey calls out to me. We will have great swashbuckling adventures, and in the morning he's making me waffles.
