Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!

[Pennywise827]

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[herfdog]

Im not part of this lunacy....remember?

No, you're not.

#bombPennywise827

 

[EO80]

Wes! How can you not be part of this?! This is your calling.

 

[herfdog]

Wes! How can you not be part of this?! This is your calling.

Just #bombPennywise827

Case closed.

 

[Unpossible_1]

Just #bombPennywise827

Case closed.

 

[multi-useless]

Im not part of this lunacy....

But, this lunacy is a part of you now, muwahahahahahaha...

 

[BigSkySmoke]

The DRP is the event of the year...You cant fight fate Wes!

Cant wait for this to start back up.

 

[herfdog]

Cant wait for this to start back up.

Just wait for the hound to barq the signal

 

[gurgalunas]

So I'm a fairly recent addition to BOTL, but jumped in with both feet when I joined. Read as much as I could, learned what I could, got involved. That is, until a couple weeks ago... That's when I found this thread.

Prior to of a couple weeks ago, I was a semi-regular contributor to a number of threads. Got a Mega-Bomb, earned my access to the marketplace as a good, upstanding member. Then I started leading a double life. My attention was split so much that I develop two personalities. One lived in the normal world of BOTL. I post in Todays Bourbon, Todays Smokes, and check some followed threads. The other "Me" explored a deep, ugly, underworld in a permanently-opened second Chrome window. Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews! became a pastime, an addiction, and my family life suffered. "Honey, put down the phone. We are eating dinner." Or "Honey, it's time for bed, put down the phone and put the dog out." Even "Honey, I can't fall asleep. Put down the phone and distract me..." Finally, today, "Its Fucking Christmas! Put down the damn Phone!".

"It's OK, dear. I just finished page 291. It's over." says me...

Not sure if that's really true, though. I feel like the co-workers of Mitch "the GodFather" in Old School. Cornering Mitch in the Copy Room, "We want in...". Now, I understand, I don't have the site cred. But I feel like I've lived three years of DRP. I enjoyed the buildup to the Pass in '15. Hell, I was hooked on LuckySaturn13's first post, with speculation the Panama Red #5 was laced with horse hair. Then came the epiphany...

We should start a dog rocket box pass. That could be something.

WTF... Ok, yeah, that does sound fun.

The pass falters in the Ohio Triangle, days tick by.

I'm worried again... last time it "departed USPS facility", it took a week-long tour of Columbus that probably involved dive bars, casinos, hookers, crack houses, and probably a night or 2 in jail... I think our dog rocket box needs an intervention or something... it's completely out of control.

Then year 2,

#15 from the last pass is going down now.... pre light shows promise! Coffee, hay, some grass clippings... stay tuned!

First inch in, grassy profile, hint of licorice, mild body, cap unraveling in my mouth... so far so good! The aftertaste is a crispy ashy flavor... like licking a brick of charcoal.

Phew, not so wonderful anymore... laced with despair and regret. Lots of grass and a frighteningly bitter aftertaste. Flaky white ash. Some cloves.

I imagine this is how a cigarette tastes... it's rough guys, soot, cloves, woody, chewy....

Nasty, dear God my palate is fried. I'm throwing in the towel guys. Quite honestly the worst cigar I've ever had.

My whole mouth regrets everything. Need bourbon to wash down my sobs and sorrow.

I have no regrets for asking for bourbon... my board etiquette died somewhere at the end of the first third.

Seriously guys, put a handful of cloves and charcoal in your mouth and you'll know what this cigar is about.

Year 3 adds some new blood, and the infuso-rockets. The perfect storm of comedic talent and gruesome opportunity.
You guys are a bunch of idiots. Degenerates. Morally corrupt individuals. A few are just victims of peer pressure and poor decisions. The rest need a visit from the men
-in-white-coats and a long term stay in a padded cell.

Man that sounds like fun...

 

[EO80]

So I'm a fairly recent addition to BOTL, but jumped in with both feet when I joined. Read as much as I could, learned what I could, got involved. That is, until a couple weeks ago... That's when I found this thread.

Prior to of a couple weeks ago, I was a semi-regular contributor to a number of threads. Got a Mega-Bomb, earned my access to the marketplace as a good, upstanding member. Then I started leading a double life. My attention was split so much that I develop two personalities. One lived in the normal world of BOTL. I post in Todays Bourbon, Todays Smokes, and check some followed threads. The other "Me" explored a deep, ugly, underworld in a permanently-opened second Chrome window. Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews! became a pastime, an addiction, and my family life suffered. "Honey, put down the phone. We are eating dinner." Or "Honey, it's time for bed, put down the phone and put the dog out." Even "Honey, I can't fall asleep. Put down the phone and distract me..." Finally, today, "Its Fucking Christmas! Put down the damn Phone!".

"It's OK, dear. I just finished page 291. It's over." says me...

Not sure if that's really true, though. I feel like the co-workers of Mitch "the GodFather" in Old School. Cornering Mitch in the Copy Room, "We want in...". Now, I understand, I don't have the site cred. But I feel like I've lived three years of DRP. I enjoyed the buildup to the Pass in '15. Hell, I was hooked on LuckySaturn13's first post, with speculation the Panama Red #5 was laced with horse hair. Then came the epiphany...

WTF... Ok, yeah, that does sound fun.

The pass falters in the Ohio Triangle, days tick by.

Then year 2,






Year 3 adds some new blood, and the infuso-rockets. The perfect storm of comedic talent and gruesome opportunity.
You guys are a bunch of idiots. Degenerates. Morally corrupt individuals. A few are just victims of peer pressure and poor decisions. The rest need a visit from the men
-in-white-coats and a long term stay in a padded cell.

Man that sounds like fun...

Why yes, yes we do need some help. But, we will never seek it. Only GLORY!

 

[Pennywise827]

So I'm a fairly recent addition to BOTL, but jumped in with both feet when I joined. Read as much as I could, learned what I could, got involved. That is, until a couple weeks ago... That's when I found this thread.

Prior to of a couple weeks ago, I was a semi-regular contributor to a number of threads. Got a Mega-Bomb, earned my access to the marketplace as a good, upstanding member. Then I started leading a double life. My attention was split so much that I develop two personalities. One lived in the normal world of BOTL. I post in Todays Bourbon, Todays Smokes, and check some followed threads. The other "Me" explored a deep, ugly, underworld in a permanently-opened second Chrome window. Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews! became a pastime, an addiction, and my family life suffered. "Honey, put down the phone. We are eating dinner." Or "Honey, it's time for bed, put down the phone and put the dog out." Even "Honey, I can't fall asleep. Put down the phone and distract me..." Finally, today, "Its Fucking Christmas! Put down the damn Phone!".

"It's OK, dear. I just finished page 291. It's over." says me...

Not sure if that's really true, though. I feel like the co-workers of Mitch "the GodFather" in Old School. Cornering Mitch in the Copy Room, "We want in...". Now, I understand, I don't have the site cred. But I feel like I've lived three years of DRP. I enjoyed the buildup to the Pass in '15. Hell, I was hooked on LuckySaturn13's first post, with speculation the Panama Red #5 was laced with horse hair. Then came the epiphany...

WTF... Ok, yeah, that does sound fun.

The pass falters in the Ohio Triangle, days tick by.

Then year 2,






Year 3 adds some new blood, and the infuso-rockets. The perfect storm of comedic talent and gruesome opportunity.
You guys are a bunch of idiots. Degenerates. Morally corrupt individuals. A few are just victims of peer pressure and poor decisions. The rest need a visit from the men
-in-white-coats and a long term stay in a padded cell.

Man that sounds like fun...

I'm starting to like you.

 

[bwhite220]

So I'm a fairly recent addition to BOTL, but jumped in with both feet when I joined. Read as much as I could, learned what I could, got involved. That is, until a couple weeks ago... That's when I found this thread.

Prior to of a couple weeks ago, I was a semi-regular contributor to a number of threads. Got a Mega-Bomb, earned my access to the marketplace as a good, upstanding member. Then I started leading a double life. My attention was split so much that I develop two personalities. One lived in the normal world of BOTL. I post in Todays Bourbon, Todays Smokes, and check some followed threads. The other "Me" explored a deep, ugly, underworld in a permanently-opened second Chrome window. Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews! became a pastime, an addiction, and my family life suffered. "Honey, put down the phone. We are eating dinner." Or "Honey, it's time for bed, put down the phone and put the dog out." Even "Honey, I can't fall asleep. Put down the phone and distract me..." Finally, today, "Its Fucking Christmas! Put down the damn Phone!".

"It's OK, dear. I just finished page 291. It's over." says me...

Not sure if that's really true, though. I feel like the co-workers of Mitch "the GodFather" in Old School. Cornering Mitch in the Copy Room, "We want in...". Now, I understand, I don't have the site cred. But I feel like I've lived three years of DRP. I enjoyed the buildup to the Pass in '15. Hell, I was hooked on LuckySaturn13's first post, with speculation the Panama Red #5 was laced with horse hair. Then came the epiphany...

WTF... Ok, yeah, that does sound fun.

The pass falters in the Ohio Triangle, days tick by.

Then year 2,






Year 3 adds some new blood, and the infuso-rockets. The perfect storm of comedic talent and gruesome opportunity.
You guys are a bunch of idiots. Degenerates. Morally corrupt individuals. A few are just victims of peer pressure and poor decisions. The rest need a visit from the men
-in-white-coats and a long term stay in a padded cell.

Man that sounds like fun...

I'm starting to like you.

RUN!!!!!

 

[Avvatar]

We don't need padded cells: this IS the padded cell. Everything else is fairly accurate...

 

[gurgalunas]

I'm starting to like you.

RUN!!!!!

Yeah, I gotta admit. This does have me more than a little worried...

 

[herfdog]

#bombgurgalunas

 

[gurgalunas]

#bombgurgalunas

You know that feeling, when you speed up down the stretch of highway the cops never watch... come over a hill to see one flipping on its lights and pulling out behind you... it's like all the blood rushes to your head and you break out in a cold, clammy sweat.

Yeah, I just felt that...

 

[Old Smokey]

You know that feeling, when you speed up down the stretch of highway the cops never watch... come over a hill to see one flipping on its lights and pulling out behind you... it's like all the blood rushes to your head and you break out in a cold, clammy sweat.

Yeah, I just felt that...

And then you realize you have just been pulled over on a deserted highway by Officer @bwhite220 and he's feeling frisky. When he says spread'em is when things really begin to stink.

 

[gurgalunas]

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And then you realize you have just been pulled over on a deserted highway by Officer @bwhite220 and he's feeling frisky. When he says spread'em is when things really begin to stink.

Oh damn...

I thought I was being stopped by a RCMP K9 unit. Things are already starting to stink now that I realize who is pulling me over. I just shit myself... I hope he left deputy @Pennywise827 back at the station.

 

[Pennywise827]

Oh damn...

I thought I was being stopped by a RCMP K9 unit. Things are already starting to stink now that I realize who is pulling me over. I just shit myself... I hope he left deputy @Pennywise827 back at the station.

Im his ride or die bitch....Im in the back of the car hiding behind the seat....Passenger by Deftones going on the stereo.

 

[Pennywise827]

BTW @gurgalunas how is the fishing in that pond behind your house?