Alright here we go! I was very busy today so I didn’t get to go through the whole box till tonight.
Is it just me or is this thing heavier than last year!?!?
I opened it up to find a pink unicorn bag right on top! It definitely had something in it, naturally I assumed it was cigars but when I grabbed it instead of feeling cigars it was something soft and squishy!! For a moment my mind raced, “should I be concerned!?!?” “ what kind of diabolical scheme has Harlan cooked up!?!?”, I took my chances and spilled the contents onto my desk. Out plopped a fuzzy pink unicorn keychain and under it was a 5er of cigars!
@ApeSmokes thank you bro, my daughter loooooves the unicorn and I loooooove the cigars!! The three NCs are all new to me and the CCs are favorites!
Later on I delved deeper into the recesses of the box finding a myriad of less than desirable cigars! To honor those who has come before me I chose to partake of every aspect of the DRP. Taking for myself not one but two A-Crops, a green acid, a merit badge, a panama red (to be smoked in honor of the late
@luckysaturn13 ), and a challenge stick!
Is it just me or does that chicken look a bit concerned about those cigars?
You may notice that I did not grab from the dreaded toxic peppermint bark box. That is because I had already set aside one for myself before I sent out the package!
Last but not least here are my proposed takes and puts, takes are on the left puts on the right!
Upon approval I will get this thing on the road ASAP (Act Swiftly Awesome Pachyderm)
Sent from Area 51 using telepathy