Corrupt-a-wish

[kockroach]

Granted, but your team never goes.

I wish the Packers would win the Super Bowl this year

Granted, but it would be their last EVER!

I wish the Cubs would win a World Series in my lifetime.

 

[Treinenwj]

Granted, but it would be their last EVER!

I wish the Cubs would win a World Series in my lifetime.

Granted. They win next year, and then you die.

I wish I was wealthy beyond my dreams.

 

[MBarone]

Granted. They win next year, and then you die.

I wish I was wealthy beyond my dreams.

Granted. but you are now the richest person in ethopia.

I wish i could fly without a plane

 

[Ted Nasty]

Granted. But you have no way of landing.

I wish I never had to work another day in my life!

 

[Treinenwj]

Granted. But you have no way of landing.

I wish I never had to work another day in my life!

Granted, you are now unemployed.

I wish I was President of the USA.

 

[VillageIdiot]

Granted, you are now unemployed.

I wish I was President of the USA.

Granted. You are now Barack Obama.

I wish Pepin were my own personal cigar blender.

 

[dk_fxn]

Granted but he has amnesia and doesn't remember shit about tobacco...

I wish I didn't have a headache

 

[kmckinn3]

Granted. Your headache is gone! (eat some pills and drink a lot of water)

I wish we had a bi-annual mandatory attendance herf weekend in the middle of the US!

 

[stroke]

Granted but he has amnesia and doesn't remember shit about tobacco...

I wish I didn't have a headache

granted! You now have a migraine.

I wish I had a walk-in humidor full of premium cigars

 

[Treinenwj]

Granted. Your headache is gone! (eat some pills and drink a lot of water)

I wish we had a bi-annual mandatory attendance herf weekend in the middle of the US!

Granted, but due to unavoidable circumstances you were unable to attend and thereby banned for life from BOTL

I wish I had a walk-in humidor

 

[MBarone]

granted! You now have a migraine.

I wish I had a walk-in humidor full of premium cigars

granted, you can visit your humidor in iceland anytime you like.

i wish i could stop time

 

[stroke]

granted, you can visit your humidor in iceland anytime you like.

i wish i could stop time

granted, but once you stop time it restarts in the ice age

I wish I made twice as much money as I do now

 

[MBarone]

granted, but once you stop time it restarts in the ice age

I wish I made twice as much money as I do now

granted, the amount will double, because you are paid in pesos

i wish i never had bills

 

[Treinenwj]

granted, but once you stop time it restarts in the ice age

I wish I made twice as much money as I do now

Granted, you now make a nice living giving BJs.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

 

[MBarone]

Granted, you now make a nice living giving BJs.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

granted, now all you see are skeletons.

I wish my job was more fun

 

[kmckinn3]

Granted. Your job is so fun you forget about business and the company fails.

I wish I read the first post before submitting my last wish.

 

[Treinenwj]

granted, now all you see are skeletons.

I wish my job was more fun

Granted, you also make a nice living giving BJs.

I wish today was my last day in the clinic! Ha!

 

[Treinenwj]

oops, skipped someone

 

[MBarone]

Granted. Your job is so fun you forget about business and the company fails.

I wish I read the first post before submitting my last wish.

granted, but you have alzheimer's and posted it anyway.

i wish i was the son of henry ford.

 

[stroke]

granted, but you have alzheimer's and posted it anyway.

i wish i was the son of henry ford.

granted. Unfortunately you were disowned at birth because you're ugly

I wish my wife would just chill out sometimes