danthebugman
BoM Nov '10
1.) Co-workers who balance their check book when they're at work. That's not what you're getting paid for. Especially when it leaves me trying to do double so we're not behind.
2.) Insurance company. If you say I'll call you back, then do it. Is it so fu$#ing hard to call me back? Is it? Is it really? Tuesday I'm showing up at your office and I'm getting annoyed so it's not going to be pretty. Bet you call me from now on...
3.) Mortgage company. All I fu#@ing want to do is fix my house. Not take the money and skip off to Mexico to get blitzed out of my mind on crack and have to mule my way back to the states. I want my damn house fixed. My contractor wants to be paid. I want to pay him. It's not my fault you lost form A-45 or whatever the hell it was you needed the insurance company to send you three times. Give me my money you incompetent pricks!
4.) Co-workers who come to work, clock in and then disappear for an hour eating lunch and taking a smoke break while I am slammed with customers. You don't do shit til noon. Take this time to eat your lunch and smoke your cigarettes. If you feel like you need nicotine while at work, wear a f#@king patch. You're there to work numb nuts.
5.) Pain in the a$$ customer #12. I am sorry that you have adopted yet another animal that you cannot afford from the shelter with the last $60 of your Social Security check. But no we do not have a multiple pet discount and while I'm at it no you cannot make payments on the low cost neuter you will not get your dog anyway because you think it somehow emasculates him (despite this being a condition of your adoption!!).
6.) Local Humane Society...see above.
Ugh...it's been a day. I need a cigar.
Dan
2.) Insurance company. If you say I'll call you back, then do it. Is it so fu$#ing hard to call me back? Is it? Is it really? Tuesday I'm showing up at your office and I'm getting annoyed so it's not going to be pretty. Bet you call me from now on...
3.) Mortgage company. All I fu#@ing want to do is fix my house. Not take the money and skip off to Mexico to get blitzed out of my mind on crack and have to mule my way back to the states. I want my damn house fixed. My contractor wants to be paid. I want to pay him. It's not my fault you lost form A-45 or whatever the hell it was you needed the insurance company to send you three times. Give me my money you incompetent pricks!
4.) Co-workers who come to work, clock in and then disappear for an hour eating lunch and taking a smoke break while I am slammed with customers. You don't do shit til noon. Take this time to eat your lunch and smoke your cigarettes. If you feel like you need nicotine while at work, wear a f#@king patch. You're there to work numb nuts.
5.) Pain in the a$$ customer #12. I am sorry that you have adopted yet another animal that you cannot afford from the shelter with the last $60 of your Social Security check. But no we do not have a multiple pet discount and while I'm at it no you cannot make payments on the low cost neuter you will not get your dog anyway because you think it somehow emasculates him (despite this being a condition of your adoption!!).
6.) Local Humane Society...see above.
Ugh...it's been a day. I need a cigar.
Dan
